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Joke of the Day

"I feel like Mammorial Day would be a much less somber day. In fact, it would probably be the breast holiday of the year."

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"Whoever said ""talk is cheap"" never dialed 1-900-WET-GIRLS at $3.99 per minute. I think Dirty Darla loves me though."
"its prettey gutsy that u call urself a salad, potato salad"
"How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome? You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home."
"what do you call a rhinoceros mixed with george washington? hell if i know."
"I tried Tylenol for the first time today. It tasted a lot like cotton."
"Jesus loves you. A wonderful thing to hear in church. A terrible thing to hear in jail."
"Get off your high horse. Send your high horse to rehab. Keep an eye out to make sure your horse isn't getting high again."
"If I can make just one person laugh at my jokes then I've done a shitty job at joke writing."
"Me- Can I borrow a screwdriver? Neighbor- Phillips or regular? Me- Grey Goose and Tropicana"