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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six. One to change it five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the light."

"I bet Sherlock Holmes rocked the shit out of elementary school."

"I see that your IQ test came back negative."

"I swallowed a live bee the other day It turned into quite an intra-sting situation."

"My girlfriend said that a sneeze is 1/10th of an orgasm. ""That's a bullshit myth,"" I said. ""Prove it,"" she replied. After sneezing ten times I said, ""See? I'm still awake and you're not pregnant."""

"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin, get in the batmobile"""

"Two sausages are in a pan. One looks at the other and says, ""Gosh, it's hot in here"", and the other sausage says, ""JESUS CRIST, IT'S A TALKING SAUSAGE"""

"Irish Problems.... Q:How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? A: None! (potato famine) Old one, i did not make, nor do i take any credit."

"It's actually rude to shoot anyone, messenger or not."

"Menstruation is no laughing matter Menstration is no launghing matter. Period."