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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six. One to change it five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the light."

"A fat girl just served me at McDonald's earlier. She said, ""Sorry about the wait""... I said, ""Don't worry hun, you'll lose that eventually."""

"I like my coffee how I like my women... Without a penis."

"What do you call a guy in a lot of debt? Owen."

"uk politics joke What do you call a freshly defeated and resigned, anti-immigration uk poilitician who searches his surroundings for food and general provisions? Nigel Forage"

"Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said ""Drac we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?"" ""Yes"" replied Dracula ""have lots of giraffes."""

"What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths? Lefty!"

"I got into an argument with my parents about video games. It was a stupid reason to fallout for."

"How do you get a homosexual man to have sex with a heterosexual woman? Shit in her cunt. (its just a joke people)"

"joke of the day A man tells his friend, ""My wife is an angel."" His friend replies, ""Lucky you. Mine's still alive."""