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Joke of the Day

"I just met a girl named ellen she's the complete inverse of my e^(x)"

"30 people walk into a bar This is the worst game of limbo I've ever seen"

"I like to go to death metal shows and throw throat lozenges on the stage, it shows I care."

"Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta? Because ""made of bread"" was already taken by Jesus."

"There's a thin line between word and world."

"What's red and white? Pink."

"How did the terminal cancer patient do in school? He passed."

"""Every cloud has a silver lining."" - Terribly inaccurate meteorologist"

"ME: Man, I really should get glasses. I'm blind as a-- BAT NEXT TO ME: blind as a what ME: um BAT: as a what ME: BAT: say it"

"If a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all he'd have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit i'm gonna see why it aint working"