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Joke of the Day

"Why do rednecks love fall? Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin."

"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?? In case he got a hole in one"

"So I was playing terraria and I got killed by an eater of souls... Damn gingers"

"I think Jurassic Park should have been entitled ""Fuck Religion"" Hahah."

"What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee? Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes."

"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks; ""Why the long face?"""

"What's the worst thing you can call a black person?.. Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor"

"A car made of French bread just raced past me. It was a Baguetti Veyron."

"If I had a dollar for every repost I saw on r/Jokes... I'd have a lot of money"

"Whats a rapists perfect date? Netflix and kill."