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Joke of the Day

"Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along? Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair."

"""Did anyone else's house get burglarized and have horrible music put on all their devices..........oh U2?"""

"Her pussy was such the color purple Oprah winfrey starred as the clit"

"I wasn't happy getting A,B and C in my results today. Having three types of Hepatitis is almost unheard of."

"A lion would never cheat on his wife. But a Tiger Wood."

"The Class of 2019"

"I heard that the Dutch have a lot of educational support for homosexual teens. They know had bad things can go when a dyke fails."

"Liverpool have went from SAS to LOLS From Suarez and Sturridge to Lallana Origi Lambert Sturridge"

"Hootenanny is just one of those stupid made up words, like 'ambition' and 'productivity'."

"Well, Palm Sunday was a lot more fun than 'closed-fist Monday'"