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Joke of the Day

"My gf broke up with me.... She said, ""It's okay we can still be cousins.."""

"What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit? Post on Sundays."

"I accidentally called out my mums name during sex and my sister hasn't talked to me since."

"Here is an easy way to tell a Chinese girl from a Japanese girl The Japanese girl has pixels."

"Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: It took Bill less than 100 days to botch a military mission."

"Germ 1-OMG he dropped his pizza! Germ 2-PIIZZZAAAA!!! Let's get it! Germ Capt.-Stand back! He still has one more second to pick it up."

"""Mom look! It's a toy blue-tooth!""(cereal prize in Doucheberries Crunch)"

"There are no winners in an arm wrestling match, only Nascar fans."

"Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh"

"So a horse walks into a bar... And the bartender says, ""why the long face?"" To which the horse replies, ""I'm a raging alcoholic and it's destroying my family."""