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Joke of the Day
"My gf broke up with me.... She said, ""It's okay we can still be cousins.."""
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"How do you know Bono is selfish? He does a lot of Pro-Bono work."
"Two pretzels were walking down the street, then one got a-salted"
"Why should you always bring charmander along when camping? Because he's the fire starter."
"There are six American flags on the Moon. Five of them are still standing. Due to the strong UV radiation, they are all completely white by now. So it looks like the French landed there."
"Life is like a box of chocolates... It goes by faster if you're fat."
"My sons having a few friends stay over tonight Hockey mask *check Chainsaw *check Hopefully this will be the last sleepover for a while"
"""Look guide here are some LION tracks."" ""Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from."""
"*lives in a crumbling democracy on a slow terrible decline* hellll yes who just got two green lights in a row"
"I hate being the walking dead. I wish I could be the driving dead. Even the bus riding dead would do."