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Joke of the Day
"My gf broke up with me.... She said, ""It's okay we can still be cousins.."""
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"What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick"
"How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Relatively few"
"Cop: Know why I stopped u? Cuz u JUST CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELING ANYMORE? Cop: I'VE FORGOTTEN WHAT WE STARTED FIGHTIN FOOOR For speeding."
"What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church? A Crystal Methodist."
"Wanna play guns? Bend over and I'll cock you."
"Muslim: I do not eat bacon. Jew: I do not eat bacon. Me: I will have their bacon."
"What do you call a fight between an Illegal Immigrant and a Pedophile? Alien vs Predator"
"HER: Impress me. ME: I own a record label- HER: Ooooooo ME: er. A record labelER. It makes labels for my Abba vinyls."
"Me: Have you ever heard of the movie ""Constipation""? You: Um.. no Me: Thats because it hasn't come out yet!! lelelelelelelelelelelelololol"