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Joke of the Day
"""God damn it son. I'm not made out of honey!"" - Father bee to son bee."
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"They used to call them jumpolines... until your mom used one."
"I have no problem getting women into the sack... ... it's getting the sack into the back of my van that's the problem."
"I wish the dude that jogs around my neighborhood all day would wear a Super Mario costume. And occasionally duck into sewers."
"What has 9 letters and makes everyone mad? Clickbait"
"The bakers A man walks into a bakers, points at something in the display and asks ""Is that a doughnut? or a meringue?"" The baker says ""No you're right it's a doughnut."""
"My freshman year of college I farted in a tiny crowded dorm room & a girl's younger sister who was visiting & wasn't even drunk threw up."
"How much dessert does a dieting Jedi eat at an Italian restaurant? Only one cannoli."
"Q: Did you hear about the Polak who married an Amish woman? A: He drove her buggy."
"The NSA has been tracking phone records for Verizon customers. They skipped AT&T because those people can't complete calls."