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Joke of the Day

"The longest joke in the world Friend showed me this: http://longestjokeintheworld.com It's definitely worth the patience of not skipping to the end"

"Women- God's version of a Rubik's cube."

"What's Michelle Obama's favorite place on reddit? /r/jokes cause it's all about recycling!"

"Somewhere in another dimension there is a Lingerie store called Victoria Secretes where all the panties already come with discharge on them"

"Q: What were the unauthorized protestors guilty of doing? A: Marching banned."

"Two peanuts are walking down the street. One was... ...raped and sodomized."

"Synonym is just another word for a word that means the same thing as another word."

"My wife is fucking awesome. Although usually I prefer to go by Steven."

"I went to the dentist. I sat down in the chair and he said, ""Open up for me..."" ""OK,"" I said, ""my parents don't love me very much."""

"Why did the sperm cross the road? I accidentally put on the wrong sock this morning."