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Joke of the Day

"Enjoy A son ask his Father ""What does a vagina look like""? The dad said ""Like a beautiful rose"". He continued to say ""and after sex, it looks like a bulldog eating mayonnaise""."

"I was standing in a playground wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer.. ..... Then it hit me."

"I asked my phone what its favorite joke was: What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? ""One day my prints will come."""

"I like my women like I like my whisky 18 years old and mixed up in coke"

"What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ? They both like bombs"

"I bought my friend an elephant for their room. They said thank you. I said don't mention it."

"A boy goes into a butcher's shop and says, Mum says can we please have a sheep's head..."". ""...and you're to leave the eyes in 'cos it's got to see us through the week."" Credit to Terry Pratchett."

"My Ex-Wife My ex-wife and I could not reconcile our marriage because of religious differences. She thought she was God. I disagreed."

"What is the longest word in the feminist dictionary? Antidickstablishmentarianism."

"What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending."