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Joke of the Day
"A man gave me 79 protons Thanks for the gold!"
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"Today's interpretive dance was brought to you by ""Spider On My Shirt"". Up next we have ""Oh jeeze, where did it go?!"""
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"I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at."
"I just met a guy addicted to brake fluid. However, he was adamant that he could stop anytime."
"What is Red and Smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint"