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Joke of the Day
"What is Red and Smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint"
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"Cinnabon got it right with the whole selling cinnamon rolls all day thing."
"What happens when you join two Koreans together? Linkin Park."
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing they are both stuck up bitches."
"Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear? Because Chernobyl fall off."
"I once made a belt out of herbs. It wasn't very useful and just ended up being a waist of thyme."
"Remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else"
"The teacher asked Jimmy ""Why is your cat at school today, Jimmy?"" Jimmy replied crying ""Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am gonna eat that pussy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"""
"Drop it! Please, just DROP IT. - My dog, whenever I'm eating."
"What is Russia's favorite type of pasta? Putinesca"