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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the scientist who discovered the G-spot? He found it while studying abroad."
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"Why couldn't they save the shipwrecked hippies? They were too far out, man."
"What does a Jewish wife make for dinner? Reservations."
"Doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex But the wife insists it says its for Dyslexia"
"Lying on my bed struggling to squeeze into jeans The dog comes in to show emotional support ... followed by the cat, who came to judge."
"Where would you park your camel? The Camelot. PS Booze helped with this and now I'm laughing alone in my apartment Edit: Went to class, came back, saw this. Me and my cat are thoroughly pleased."
"Did you hear about the black boy with with diarrhea? Everyone thought he was melting."
"The Cosby Show Comeback The 80's TV series ""The Cosby Show"" is being reprised with Bill Cosby characters name being slightly altered from ""Dr. Heathcliff Huxtable"" to ""Dr. Creep-Dick Fucktable."
"How many cops shootings does it take to have an indictment? Error [value unknown]"
"Marriage tips 1. Separate bank accounts 2. Separate bedrooms 3. Separate homes 4. Separate dates w/other ppl 5. 6. Don't get married"