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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the scientist who discovered the G-spot? He found it while studying abroad."

"I hope the person who knocked repeatedly on the bathroom door knows I took longer on purpose."

"If April showers bring May flowers, what does May bring? The pilgrims."

"Did you mean ASK or axe? Cause seriously, one is a murder weapon."

"Why does it see like fur is more hated than leather? Its easy to harass a 90lb aneroxic and walk away. It's a lot harder to do the same to the 250lb tattooed, long haired, biker."

"What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto."

"My Girlfriend wanted a cat. I didn't want a cat. So we compromised and we got a cat..."

"I heard that wordplay was illegal. Apparently there is serious PUNishment."

"I saw on a Viagra bottle ""Keep away from Children"" What kind of a man do they think I am?"

"President Obama announces his intention to serve on the U.S. Supreme Court ""I can't wait until I'm in a position to have a real impact on the country!"" said an excited Obama."