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Joke of the Day
"How do you call a Jew teenager? Jewenile"
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"What does the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for? Benoit B. Mandelbrot"
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"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?"
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"Jesus fed 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish But Hitler made 6 million Jews toast"
"Heading to Chinatown tomorrow just to hear the people there say the word ""election"" all day."
"Why are Skeleton's so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin."