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Joke of the Day
"How do you call a Jew teenager? Jewenile"
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"Apparently, starting an impromptu game of leap frog with somebody bending over to tie their shoe is considered rude. Church is boring."
"Why did KGB officers always travel in threes? One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals."
"My gay friend told me never to invest in real estate. He's super homophobic."
"What do you get when you mix a prostitute and a midget? A little fuck"
"The greatest harbor on Earth can shelter not a single ship... It is truly without pier."
"Some people are about as useful as the ""r"" in February."
"Twister 2: Climate change makes tornadoes evolve. They work together. We can't beat them. We team up instead The twisters destroy ISIS."
"Reading while sunbaking Makes you well-read"
"The most unrealistic part of The Martian movie was... CNN's coverage did not involve speculation about whether Joe Biden would also get stuck on Mars"