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Joke of the Day

"Some people are about as useful as the ""r"" in February."

"Why do fat white women like black guys? Because they heard black makes you look thin."

"almost called my teacher ""mom,"" but I caught myself after ""mo"" and added an ""n."" I had to pretend I was Jamaican for the rest of the year."

"A fun thing to do would be to eat rat poison during a dinner party & then, when you die, they'll blame the host's cooking. Lol."

"Just thought of this cheesy joke... Who betrayed Cheesus Christ? Goudas."

"wife: um, why is the zoo calling about a missing giraffe? me measuring the ceiling: no idea."

"The teacher asked her class, ""Who can make a sentence containing 'defense', 'defeat', and 'detail'?"" Little Johnny puts up his hand and says, ""Defeat of de dog went over defense before detail"""

"Hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they're fighting over the world's last Oreo."

"How do you find Will Smith after a snowstorm? Just look for the fresh prints."

"Your baby's got pink eye, bronchitis AND a double ear infection? Are you even trying to keep him alive?"