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Joke of the Day

"I hope the last season of ""Lost"" will finally reveal if Jar Jar Binks wears boxers or briefs."

"Why do they put cotton in the top of pill bottles? So black people remember they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers."

"Earthquake just hit California... Too many liberals are literally shaking."

"What do James Cameron and M. Night Shamylan have in common? Icy dead people."

"How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first."

"The only effective way to end a Facebook conversation is with ""LOL"""

"What's Brown and sounds like a bell?...DUNG!"

"What did the overweight ballet dancer perform ? The dance of the sugar plump fairy !"

"Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie."

"Jokes religious people find offensive Why did chicken cross the road? He had cancer on his balls. P.S. He was actually Allah and not chicken"