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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it has a silent P!"
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"Did you hear about the pessimistic German vegetarian? He feared the wurst"
"How do you know if someone is a vegetarian? He is going to tell you."
"Be more like Christ they said... Be more like Christ they said, so I became Jewish."
"What does an octopus take on a camping trip? Tentacles!"
"sometimes I wonder if Einstein's friends were ever able to say ""nice work, Einstein"" without sounding sarcastic"
"mermaids swim by twerking do you ever just think about that"
"What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese? There are twenty of them."
"What do you call a movie producer that gives you more detail than you really wanted? TMI Burton."
"Babe.. [gets down on one knee] I'm [gets down on the other knee] so [lays down on belly] tired [zzzzzzzzzz]"