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Joke of the Day
"I've been reading a book about anti gravity I just can't put it down!"
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"Him: Get on my level. Me: You're a gamer? Him: .... Me: .... Him: You need to get out more. Me: *mumbles* Your face needs to get out more."
"My sex life is just like Star Wars It's either Han Solo, or I have to use force."
"A homeless guy outside played the Braveheart theme on a recorder. Pretty awesome. Not as awesome as having a house, but still, AWESOME."
"What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros? A cow can't be milked for over 30 years"
"Make A Dumb Person Curious Do you know how to make a dumb person curious?"" - ""No, how?"" - ""I'll tell you tomorrow."""
"Sorry to hear about your breakup. If it's any consolation, I don't know what he ever saw in you."
"4 said he went potty and I asked if it was number one or number two. He said number 7, and now I'm terrified to go into the bathroom."
"What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits your windshield? Its butt."
"What do you call a black prince? A british tank you racist."