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Joke of the Day

"Make A Dumb Person Curious Do you know how to make a dumb person curious?"" - ""No, how?"" - ""I'll tell you tomorrow."""

"Where does the king keep his armies? In his sleevies!"

"I went joggin but came back after five minutes because I forgot something. I forgot that I'm fat and can't run for more than five minutes."

"A Jewish boy asks his father if he can borrow $50 The father replies, ""$40 dollars?! What do you need $30 dollars for??"""

"DETECTIVE: There are signs of a struggle here [earlier that morning] ME: *trying to get up for work*"

"Science Jokes Thread on AskReddit! For your amusement: http://en.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1auxsf/what_are_some_funny_scientific_jokes_that_you_know/"

"The worst part of going to church with my family is when we get caught on the Kiss Cam."

"""It's complicated"" relationship status = someone cheated but we signed a lease."

"Grandma keeps staring longingly through the window since it started snowing... ...Maybe It's time to let her back inside."

"IHTGYATSWTFIM = I had to Google your acronym to see what the fuck it meant."