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Joke of the Day

"Frankly, I adore your mom. She said I'm the funniest motherfucker that's ever been up in this bitch! And she wasn't talking about Twitter."

"My favorite Yoga Pose is the Upward Facing Couch Potato."

"Q: What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming up over the hill while wearing sunglasses? A: Nothing. He did not recognize them."

"A common pick-up line at the gay bar.. ""Can I push in your stool?"""

"Hey guys, what's the name of that movie where Michael Cera plays a socially awkward teenager?"

"You can lie about where you went to college & nobody has any idea. Pretty sure you can also just lie about going to college."

"I woke up hung-over to the sound of my neighbour mowing his lawn. He'll have to mow around me. I'm not moving."

"doing sports is ninety-eight percemt confidence and two thousand percent talent and three fifths makimg math dudes mad"

"Why did Sara fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara."

"The Razzi family had more family photographs than any other family. All thanks to the dad. Papa Razzi. Goodnight everyone"