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Joke of the Day
"(Awful joke)What did the Elephant say while scolding her children? Tusk Tusk I am so sorry"
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"My girlfriend can only count out loud up to five. She thinks oral six is going too far"
"""You always overreact and make things dramatic. It's really annoying."" *raises megaphone to lips* How so?"
"""Let's see how many people we can trick into thinking we're quarters today!"" - nickels"
"What did the lonely clock say to the other? I hope you have the time tic come toc to me"
"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATHE!"
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"Two Calamari Two calamari walk into a pub. Bartender asks, ""What'll ya have?"" ""We'll have a Hurricane and a Sex On the Beach"" says squid A. Bartender pauses and says, ""That'll be three squid then."""
"What do you get when you goose a ghost? You get a lot of sheet."