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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist? Ask them what 'unsigned' means."

"It's never EVER a good idea to fart during a 69. That's how they found me underneath their bed."

"What has no eyes and four legs? No idea."

"I visited a small village where they had a cat for a king and a dog for a queen... ...they were reigning cats and dogs."

"Two nuts were walking down a street... One was assaulted"

"""Please. Make yourself at home."" *Brings cat and litter box inside* *Spreads cat poop on ground next to litter box*"

"A Chinese man goes to the doctor because of failing eyesight. DR. ""Mr. wong it looks like you have a cataract."" Mr. Wong "" No no I drive Rincon."""

"My grandma can hold her breath for over fourteen years!"

"I used to play checkers with my dad but he would always beat me. Probably because I would always win at checkers."

"The constipated mathematician What does a mathematician do when she is constipated? Works it out with a pencil."