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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist? Ask them what 'unsigned' means."

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one but the bulb has to really want to change."

"A man walks into an eye doctor and asks to see the doctor... The nurse replies, ""Not with that eye!"""

"What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !"

"Did you hear the one about the man who got swallowed by a whale? Turns out he survived by running all the way to the end until he was all pooped out!"

"The average married couple has sex 68 times a year. I should be pretty busy the next couple weeks."

"When I was 15, the headmaster called me into his office and informed me that he had decided to make me Head Boy.I was really chuffed for about 10 seconds, then he started to unzip his trousers"

"Pam: You blew me off for Katya, the big-titted cyborg! Little Miss...uhh... Archer: R2-""Double-D""-2?"

"What cheese do you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone!"

"Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills? Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills...."