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Joke of the Day

"How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? No one knows it's never happened."

"Slipped on a tube of toothpaste this morning. I was crestfallen."

"They say they're free weights, but the gym gets pissed if you put them in your car and leave."

"If you didn't take a selfie at the gym, were you really there?"

"Why is Russia such a gassy country? Because their leader has been Putin for a long time."

"Do you know why cannibals won't eat clowns? Because they taste *Funny*"

"There should be a store for women in their 40's who try to dress like their children called Forever Inappropriate."

"What's the best part about having a hooker die on you? The second hour is free."

"I tried to download Ford Racing 2 today... It crashed."

"What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit? ""It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"""