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Joke of the Day
"Shriek your Twitter name between songs at concerts and hope that it makes the live album."
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"You know that you have a terrible sense of humor... when you find that click-baiting is funny"
"Two gerbils....(NSFW) ...are walking down the street and come up to a gay bar. One turns to his friend and asks. >Wanna go inside and get shit faced? Lemmiwinks is your clue."
"The main difference between men and women.... .... is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used."
"Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? They keep stealing the green cards."
"What do you call a 7 year old redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers? A virgin."
"If a tree falls in the forest... ...and Linkin Park was playing a concert adjacent to that tree, in the end, does it even matter?"
"Black people can be racist too It's just that white people are so much better at it."
"Girl with small feet? Will do great in kitchen"
"What do you do when someone has a seizure in the bathtub? Throw in your laundry!"