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Joke of the Day
"You know what's better than having roses on your piano? Having tulips on your organ!"
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"How do you get a French girl pregnant? Cum in her shoe and let the flies do the rest."
"My mom asked me a question and when I went to answer she said, ""Hold on I can't hear you. I gotta turn on the light."" The dark was too loud?"
"Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!"
"What is the most dangerous thing in america ? Ans: Nigger with a library card"
"What's the coldest part of a man's body? His balls. Two below."
"Banning us to the couch is not as bad as you believe it is ladies. It makes us feel manly. Like we're camping. With an angry bear close by."
"What do you call Pegasus farts? Horse power."
"I'd rather have my eyelashes ripped out one at a time by poisonous crabs than watch a show where the voices didnt match the mouth movements"
"What's the best way to wrap up 2016? Debbie Reynolds Wrap."