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Joke of the Day
"*Unplugs your smart car to charge phone"
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"Cinderella is my favorite story about women who fight over a man who doesn't even remember what a woman he spent the night with looks like."
"just Facebook stalked the sister of the new boyfriend of the last girl who dated my ex. I'm just as confused as you are"
"Word of warning, if you're in a job interview and you are asked, ""Do you smoke?"" Don't reply with, ""Depends what it is..."""
"In Soviet Russia, Romans do as we do."
"Never judge Darth Vader's parenting abilities harshly when we live in a world where Toddlers In Tiaras exists."
"If you tickle a billionaire, will he trickle himself?"
"Q: What do you call a drunken Muslim? A: Mohammered."
"To be honest She: You cannot find another girl like me Me: I'm not looking for another one like you"
"My uncle, as an oncologist.... ... has a great sense of tumor."