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Joke of the Day
"Why did Satan need life alert? Because he had fallen, and could not get back up."
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"""I need to talk to you."" Has the power to make you remember every single bad thing you've ever done. Ever."
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"Overheard at a gay bar ""Let me push that stool in for you"""
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