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Joke of the Day

"Justin Bieber's home has now been thoroughly searched, but police have uncovered no evidence of talent."

"""Sorry, I forgot to pay attention. But yeah, I have no idea where we are now. There definitely shouldn't be cows."" ~me giving directions"

"How does Moses make Coffee? Hebrews it."

"What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food? PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)"

"You know why cops aren't on the streets of NYC right now? Because when it's white, they leave it the fuck alone"

"My mum said that if I don't get off reddit and do my homework she'll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn"

"A man returns to his chiropractor ""Back again?"""

"Which emoticon indicates the desire to cover someone with fire ants?"

"What did 0 say to 8? Why's your belt so tight bruh?"

"I finally figured out why your sister is not a ballet dancer... Because every time she does a split, she sticks to the floor."