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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer? All his work was pro bono."
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"I don't care if Facebook says you've got friends. Don't believe everything you read"
"I always keep at least 6 wigs in my trunk for trips to the grocery store so I can keep going back for samples"
"Guess drunk? I'm what!"
"A Muslim cannibal walks into a bar The bar tender says, 'Wow, is it true that human meat tastes like pork?"" The Muslim says ""How am I supposed to know? I'm a Muslim, I don't eat pork."""
"What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco? Another, Juan"
"Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life? They haven't got anti-aliasing."
"I asked an atheist ""How do you view homosexuality?"" He replied ""Mostly on pornhub"""
"What's common between sex on a boat and Coors Light? They are both close to water."
"I remember 2016 As if it were a normal year."