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Joke of the Day
"Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life? They haven't got anti-aliasing."
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"Meeting my friend's new kid is always awkward. I mean, do I let them smell my hand before I pet it or just go right in?"
"Black guy just told me ""Stay up playa"" but didnt say until what time and I usually go to bed around 11 so not sure what to do now."
"The Eddie Izzard Diabetic Suicide Prevention Hotline 1-800-CAKRDTH"
"Life is like a box of chocolates: Eventually it will kill your dog."
"Three german soldiers... ... Walk into a BAR."
"One a scale of keystone light to jaeger how drunk are you sir? PANCAKE ok I need you to step out of the car"
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"In a way, I'm happy that Brexit happened. Now I don't need to correct people when they refer to the UK as England."