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Joke of the Day
"I don't care if Facebook says you've got friends. Don't believe everything you read"
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"Q: What did the alien say to the gardener? A: Take me to your weeder."
"I saw a sign that said ""Watch for children""... ... and I thought, ""That sounds like a fair exchange"""
"What is a Catholic's favorite weapon? Nun-chucks."
"What did one butt cheek say to the other? Together we can stop this shit."
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"Did you hear the Zodiac is turning himself in? He didn't appreciate the comparisons to Ted Cruz."
"What's the difference between ""for free"" and ""for nothing"" I went to school for free, you went to school for nothing."
"How do rainbows laugh? Hue hue hue"
"Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite."