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Joke of the Day
"I don't care if Facebook says you've got friends. Don't believe everything you read"
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"What did Bruce Lee say about NASA'S discovery WA-TAH!"
"Two kittens are on a slanted roof, which one slides off first? The one with the least mew."
"The best part of working out is the sweating and the pain and the feeling bad about myself and the burning desire to die"
"why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the ooooootheeeeer siiiiiiiiiiiidddeeee!!!"
"Whitney Houston is 3 Years sober! Wow! Never thought it would happen"
"Thanks god my wife die. hhhhhhhhh"
"Piss me off in the grocery store and I'll get in front of you in the checkout line and pay for a single tomato with a personal check."
"Where does spaghetti go to dance? The meatball."
"Why are farmers so wealthy? Because their stalks are always growing."