201916
Joke of the Day
"What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco? Another, Juan"
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"People are so unreliable Waited in all day for someone to come and fix my broken doorbell, but they never turned up."
"Why did Charles Darwin become a scientist? He was just playing to his strengths. It was really a natural selection."
"Horny rooster What does a normal rooster say? cock-a-doodle-doo! what does a horny rooster say? any-cock-will-do!"
"[jungle book] bagheera: ""you can't fight him like a wolf, you're NOT a wolf, fight him like a man"" mowgli: [writes a strongly worded e-mail]"
"Is no shave November just for men? Asking for my female Italian coworker and her mustache."
"How to get laid. A guide. Steps: 1. Lay on Bed 2. Wait 2 hours 3. Lay becomes past tense."
"Today I have learnt - if you try and give someone the finger whilst wearing mittens, you are basically just showing them your mittens."
"My X-ray technician told me she usually doesn't go on dates with her patients... ...but she saw something in me."
"*men apologize for their weakness* *women apologize for their strength* *aliens probe neither*"