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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a train that eats too much? A chew-chew train"

"What happened to the Oklahoma Territories? I don't know but they're OK now."

"What did Donald Trump do in Musical theatre? ^^^(jazz-hands)"

"Where do you find the best tofu in the entire world?"

"I can speak any language. I just don't understand what I'm saying in anything but english."

"A good date ends with dinner. An excellent date ends with breakfast."

"[Trapped on a Island] *Message in a bottle* ""Please send help!"" *Gets message back, months later* ""Linda invited you to play Candy Crush"""

"What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took? A No. 2 pencil."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes A fsh"

"Did you hear Poland bought 5,000 septic tanks? As soon as they figure out how to drive them, they'll invade Germany."