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Joke of the Day

"A good date ends with dinner. An excellent date ends with breakfast."

"Croquettes are not female crocodiles"

"A seal walks into a bar.... And the bartender says, ""what are you going to have?"" The seal replies, ""anything except Canadian club."""

"CNN Poll: 50% of Bernie Sanders supporters drink whole milk, 35% drink 2% milk, and 15% drink skim milk They all hate the 1% though"

"Where did the joke wait to get a drink? The punch line..."

"How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck? with asparagus..."

"Hitler was hunting in the forests of Germany, but he forbade the harming of male deer because... ...they were Reichstags."

"I think every joke should have a serious element of Fe-y"

"My favorite thing about camping is when I stay home & don't."

"Medusa's hair is made of snakes. Does the carpet match the drapes?"