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Joke of the Day

"Where do you find the best tofu in the entire world?"

"Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking? Because it would be a party fowl."

"I feel like a 100 bucks. Yeah, that bad."

"The Device Too Big To Fail I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says, ""The Titanic is syncing."""

"Great, yet another drive-in movie ruined by the neighbors saying I can't park on their lawn and watch movies through the living room window."

"Why did Jesus run off the airplane? He didn't like the Pilate"

"Acorns must come from France. That would explain the tiny berets."

"I went in HMV earlier and asked the guy behind the counter if they had any Run DMC records. ""Walk this way,"" he replied."

"I've always wondered why Rolf Harris never played any string instruments But I guess he figured out other ways to finger a minor"

"What do you call the first Afghan off the boat? Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim. :)"