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Joke of the Day
"Where do you find the best tofu in the entire world?"
Next Joke
"Q: What did the candle say when he was down on his luck? A: I'm at wick's end."
"Attention r/Jokes! Will the real Steven Hawking please stand up?"
"What sound does an octopus make? A squid word."
"Why did Sally fall off the swing?? Because she had no arms."
"Fantasy: We run in slow motion toward each other across an open field. Her side is mined."
"How do mob boss mules open doors? With Don-keys."
"Wife: ""You need to watch A Series of Unfortunate Events"" Me: ""okay, I'll get out the wedding video"""
"What do you call a really shitty nieghbor? Dinkleberry!"
"I noticed you just hit the snooze alarm. MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOWWWWW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW"