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Joke of the Day
"Me and a North African girl spoke in her native language for hours... We just clicked"
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"""Do you want to play doctors and nurses?"" *flirty giggle* ""ok..."" ""I'm a specialist. The earliest I can see you is May next year"""
"Today's Favorited tweet is tomorrow's Facebook update."
"I wish people who take selfies or make amateur porn would clean up their room first."
"How many people does it take to circumcise a whale? Foreskin divers"
"*looks through telescope* *telescope thinks you're looking at him and waves* *you wave at Jupiter behind* *telescope awkwardly lowers hand*"
"Why do girls like nice guys? Cause nice guys always finish last."
"What does an epileptic vegetarian eat? Seizure Salad"
"What do you call the first migrant off the boat? Amhere What do you call the second migrant off the boat? Amhere Azwel What do you call the third migrant off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim"
"""Saw the trailer for that new movie The Revenant, looks itense"". ""Nah, Probly tipis""."