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Joke of the Day

"What did Donald Trump do in Musical theatre? ^^^(jazz-hands)"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Ten. One to change the lightbulb and nine to blog about how empowering it was."

"If the world was made of LSD, I'd learn to walk on my tongue."

"""A pirate with no p... is irate!"" Friday is International talk Like a Pirate Day!"

"What did the Alabama State sheriff call the black guy who had been shot 15 times? The worst case of suicide he has ever seen."

"The biggest problem with two-faced people is, never knowing which face to slap first."

"What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard? a new last name"

"Hey, everybody under 25 just shut up for like FIVE minutes."

"My head is throbbing, maybe i have amnesia nah, I don't remember hitting my head"

"I told my boyfriend that I felt like I had been forgetting a lot of things lately. He said, ""because I've been fucking your brains out."" I've never laughed so hard."