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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I wish I was like my calendar, it always has dates."
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"94% of women will preface their parallel parking with, ""I suck at parallel parking."""
"Did you hear about the dumb woman who had... Did you hear about the woman who had two chances to get Pregnant? She blew them both..."
"""And the rest is history."" -Lazy history teacher"
"One of life's great pleasures is to watch two idiots agree on something and then hear one of them say ""Great minds think alike""."
"My perennial favourites always seem to come back year after year."
"Roses are... Roses are grey, Violets are grey, i'm colourblind, and Canadian, eh?"
"If the T-Rex had arms that were long enough to hug, they probably wouldn't have been so mean."
"Did you know that all of the trigonometric functions are female? Yup, They all have periods!"
"Ooo! The morning weather girl... Come on baby, give daddy the five day forecast."