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Joke of the Day

"Funny prank: Put a cinder block in someone's pillowcase and right when they say ""What the fuck?!"" let like six wolves into their room."

"NSFW Anal With My Girlfriend When ever my girlfriend and I have anal; it makes my day, but it makes her (w)hole week"

"What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian? A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs."

"Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10? Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D"

"This Elevator is out of order.Why? Too many Sumo tried to squeeze into it."

"My middle finger gets a boner when i think of you"

"My doctor tells me I'm healthy enough for sexual activity...I'm just not attractive enough."

"Words can't describe how beautiful you are. But numbers can 4/10"

"What would Inception: The Porno be called? Contraception."

"What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ? A boar constrictor !"