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Joke of the Day

"Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them? To a remote island..."

"What is a roosters favorite porn Hen-tai"

"What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance? You're the Juan!"

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? You 'Neak Up On It."

"Mother: Let me see your report son. Son: Here it is Mother but don't show it to Dad. He's been helping me !"

"Two muffins are in an oven First muffin turns and says ""damn it's hot in here"" The second muffin says "" holy sh!t, A TALKING MUFFIN!"""

"Sorry I missed your facebook event, I was super busy not considering you a friend."

"After spending 45 minutes eavesdropping on a crazy girl giving advice to another crazy girl, I really don't know how we're not extinct yet."

"If I meet Captain Crunch I'm going to punch him in the roof of the mouth."

"Raising ones leg and releasing a loud fart is a proper response for any man who doesn't like his wife's tone of voice."