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Joke of the Day

"Real men don't run from problems, they fix them. Unless it's really scary"

"A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy walk into a bar Bartender looks up and says ""get the fuck out of here"""

"Did you hear? Chuck Norris moved to Endor He became an Ewok'er Texas ranger."

"An unemployed engineer... if ( engineer == employed() ) { print ""Meh""; } else { make_a_stupid_joke (); }"

"Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey? Because he wants to get from ayy to bee."

"The biggest problem with two-faced people is, never knowing which face to slap first."

"What did Indian Ocean said to Atlantic Ocean? Nothing.. They just waved."

"I measured my penis today and it said 11.7 inches. Then I realized the ruler was backwards. Credit to /u/TodoJaw21"

"How do you piss off Reddit? [deleted]"

"Told a girl she's more attractive when she's not wearing glasses and she said I'm also more attractive when she's not wearing glasses."