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Joke of the Day
"So what if I don't know what ""apocalypse"" means. It's not like it's the end of the world"
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"A fish's Google search history: - do fish have short term memory? - do fish have short term memory? - do fish have short term memory?"
"Doctor,doctor! A man goes to the doctor, concerned if he is becoming a thief. The doctor replies, ""well, have you taken anything for it?"""
"A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them for a minute and says, ""What is this, a joke?"""
"Just so you know, you will be asked to leave the funeral if you do a drum solo on the coffin...no matter how epic it is"
"What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college? Bison"
"Theres no 'u' in family. Look, what Im trying to tell you is that youre adopted."
"How can you tell retarded kids form the art students? Retards don't wear Black."
"Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to ""cheek his paperwork""."