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Joke of the Day

"Naming that space movie Gravity makes about as much sense as naming Jurassic Park something like There's No Dinosaurs In This."

"What do you call a guy with 4 penises who can breathe underwater? Aquatic."

"Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color? He had reptile dysfunction."

"They found a hole in the wall at the University's girl's locker room. The police are looking into it."

"What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime? Econoclasts."

"Not only is my new thesaurus terrible... ...but it's also terrible."

"Why was the one y.o. Ethiopian child crying? Because he was having his mid-life crisis."

"""Did you hear that one famous rapper declared bankruptcy?"" Yeah...he probably only has 50 cents now."

"I was sitting on the edge of the bed, pulling my boxers off when... ...my wife said, ""You spoil those dogs."""

"Curiosity should start overthrowing the local government and drilling for oil any minute now."