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Joke of the Day

"10 just informed me that exercising releases inner-dolphins. If that's not a reason to exercise, then I don't know what is."

"My hips don't lie. The bastards run around telling everybody how much I like donuts."

"Would headphones get tangled in space? no, they would knot"

"Serious question: can orphans watch PG movies? After all, they don't have parents..."

"The dentist said to his patient, ""This is going to hurt a little."" The patient replied, ""It's ok doc, I'm ready."" The dentist went on, ""I've been having an affair with your wife for a while now."""

"Looks like a wonderful day to do all the nothing I have planned."

"What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ? Permanent waves !"

"My New Job I told my wife I had a new job in a bowling alley. She said 'Ten pin?' I said 'No, it's permanent'"

"What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home? They're both filled with nuts"

"How do Muslims cook their eggs? Sunni side up."