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Joke of the Day

"A black mom has 5 kids Their names are Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How does she tell them apart? By their last names"

"BREAKING NEWS: Wall-Mart is now selling Justin Bieber CDs in the Garden Center. Right next to the Pansies."

"Although Bugs Bunny starred in many cartoons, why did he die a pauper? He ate all the cabbage he made."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...ground up and in the freezer"

"You'll sleep when you're dead?...that's adorable. Well, I'll lose weight when I'm dead, so pass the doughnuts."

"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High Definition."

"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because when she reaches 69, she gets a frog in her throat."

"If she says, ""I'm OK,"" you're fine. If she says, ""I'm Fine,"" You're not OK."

"People are always asking me for advice. I finally have some to give: Make every light switch a dimmer switch."

"Deathblade the Biker Gang leader ran over a land mine. He died like he rode: all over the place."