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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the elementary school? He woke up later"

"What I learned from this subs The best joke always in the comments section"

"If I'm old enough to be your mother we can't date. Just kidding. Go ask for your allowance and buy me a drink."

"What do you call a deer with one good eye? A good idear..."

"what is the mods favorite joke? [deleted]"

"How many shares of Facebook stock do I have to buy to disable my mom's ""Like"" button?"

"How accurate is the bible? Very!! Especially when thrown from a short distance...hits the target almost always."

"Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements? Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!"

"TIL 78% of statistics are made up on the spot"

"When my swear jar gets full I'm gonna use the money to buy a motherfucking puppy!"