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Joke of the Day

"A hot girl in the hallway just smiled at me, but don't worry; I yelled ""I'm taken,"" and ran into the men's bathroom where she can't follow."

"Did you hear the joke about ebola? ...you won't get it."

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and I'm like ""Get outta here boys! I didn't get this chubby by sharing my milkshakes!"""

"What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming? Aqua-Vlad"

"How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? His hand caught fire."

"A slut is a woman who sleeps with everyone......."

"My sister said she thought it would be cool to be a meme. I told her to run for president."

"YO mama is so poor... She can't even pay attention"

"You can find true happiness inside yourself! Haha, almost had you. I'll meet you at the liquor store."

"Michael Cera probably apologizes and gives back cars in Grand Theft Auto"