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Joke of the Day

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and I'm like ""Get outta here boys! I didn't get this chubby by sharing my milkshakes!"""

"What do stoners ride to school? The cannibus"

"What do you call a gay guy paralyzed from the neck down? A Tomato (because he's both a fruit AND a vegetable)"

"You catch a giraffe with giraffe bait. You catch an elephant with elephant bait. How do you catch a click? Clickbait"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. He can't come anyways."

"If you feel like you're going through a rough patch, just remember that it only lasts through adulthood."

"What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends? Cannelonely!"

"What is the most confusing day in Harlem Fathers day"

"Superman could have become a doctor, using his x-ray vision to detect life threatening tumors. But no, we really needed another journalist."

"Was going to rob a bank today, but the pen was chained to the desk."