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Joke of the Day
"YO mama is so poor... She can't even pay attention"
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"What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party? ""Sorry guys, moustache!"""
"Men are funnier than women Scientists say humor resides in the penis. I think this is true; people are always laughing when they see mine"
"LPT: Always know what subreddit you are posting in"
"As often as I lose lighters and sunglasses, it's a good thing I never had kids. Or did I?"
"Laugh, and the world laughs with you... Keep saying ""LOL"" out loud, and you'll die alone. (For Judy in Accounting)"
"People of Twitter: If you worry that you aren't creative enough, buy a gym membership and see how many excuses you find not to use it."
"Dear Grocery Bagger, Please don't put dryer sheets and bread in the same bag. My kids don't like peanut butter & Spring Meadow sandwiches."
"Me: Hey. Nice Honda. Him: It's an Acura. Me: All Asian cars look alike. Him: You're racist. Me: I bet your Toyota is good at math."
"Why did the pirate become a tenor? Because he has a lot of experience on the high C."