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Joke of the Day
"Why is chess confusing in Australia? ""That's check, mate."""
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"I was telling a friend how Jewish people call god by another name, and he was like ""No way!"", and I was like... ""No, seriously. They do."""
"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None, he just ""fell"""
"Why are friendzone'd guys always sick? They suffer from m'ladies"
"There's a new machine at my gym. I used it, but after an hour I started feeling sick... It's got Snickers, cheetos, Peanuts... Everything!"
"40 Theoretical physicists walk into a bar Or did they?"
"Walking with our phones, we all look like Star Trek crew members trying to get a life form reading on an uncharted planet."
"French Bread There's this crazy guy on our street that tries to catch people and shove French bread up their butt... He's a real pain in the ass"