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Joke of the Day

"Walking with our phones, we all look like Star Trek crew members trying to get a life form reading on an uncharted planet."

"Why are orphans unable to play baseball? They've never known what home is."

"Mirror Inspector When I think about it, inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing."

"I was walking down the street in New York yesterday, when a black guy asked me if the Yankees won... I replied, ""Yeah man, you're free."""

"So I entered a race where we had to sprint the length of a 12 inch ruler It was a foot race"

"""if inventimg a machine that alows man to soar through the air is wrong, i dont want to be Wright"" - Wright brother, invemtor of airplabe"

"*petting a dog* So how long have you been blind, officer? *gets arrested*"

"There are two types of people I cannot stand Those who are intolerant of other cultures/ people groups... and the Dutch."

"My naughty parts are starting to tingle! I usually only feel like this in my genitals."

"I was homeschooled so my back to school pics were of me standing in front of the house before I went back inside."